It's SPRING AGAIN!!!! For all my Midwest and Northeast people it's been a snowy and cold winter. We are READY to see the sunshine!
This month's column will be short and sweet: Sharpen your cleansing skills or get the f*** out.
Let's get down to brass tacks my fellow subbies. Spring is here and the expectation is that we are ready to clean our Dominant's domicile. If they haven't said it, you KNOW they have hinted that you need to get on this task. So why not save yourself an undesirable ass beating and get to work?
First area to tackle - yard work. After Winter 2010, yards are a mess with leaves and other debris that need to be removed. If you want to win pleasure points with your Dominant, organize yourself to complete the task early and invoke visual fantasies while getting your job done. You may ask how to create a fantasy scene while doing yard work???? Music videos and movies will provide lush images that you can mimic for the stimulation of your leash holder.
Second - wash and detail the car. You have spent all winter sitting your ass in this vehicle so now CLEAN IT!
I don't need to tell you how to make a car wash sexy in your back yard. We all have seen PLENTY of ways courtesy of today's media; therefore my advice is to select the one that won't make your neighbors call the police.
Last but not least - tackle the house. Pay attention to details and give a good show! One extremely pleasing way to show off is to clean all your bathroom floors with that wonderful toothbrush. Don't use a soft bristle...it will quit long before you do!
Do all your cleaning in the nude and I promise you won't be cleaning for long. You can also try the strip tease clean. In each room leave an item of your cleaning outfit in the freshly cleaned area to be found as the Dominant tour their domain until you are found in the bedroom kneeling by the bed, gagged, nude, and ready to be used! Ahhh, the joy of mussing up lovely clean bed sheets!!!
Remember, when you attack your task always respect your Dominant's personal items. Get permission before cleaning certain areas such as desks and file cabinets. Spring cleaning is not an excuse to snoop. After all, we each have a right to privacy.
P.S. Dusting is not an option!!